Can I ask you for debate advice?
You can ask. We won’t always answer. One of us is a full-time student and the other works a soul crushing job that makes him spend most of his free time in the fetal position. So we don’t always like spending hours a day answering your complaints about your partner. That’s what your coach is for.
You replied to me with a snarky .gif instead of being helpful!
How do I answer ___ argument?
If you ask us this, we reserve the right to give you blatantly incorrect and unhelpful information and then laugh at you when you believe us… or you could just read the Emory Policy Debate Manual or similar resources that are easily found on google.
Are you and fuckyeahkdebate in cahoots to troll the internet and take over the world?
No. He takes Rancière seriously and interrupts his partner during cross-x. We could never be friends.
Are you the greatest debate blog on tumblr?
Funny you should ask! Not only were we the first policy debate blog on this platform, we also have the most followers and are consistently the funniest.
Where do you debate?
Neither of us are currently in the college policy circuit. As for where we used to debate, figure it out yourself. I left some clues back around page 42.
Do you have a personal Tumblr?
Jim is a bitter old man who complains incessantly about the imminent cancellation of his favorite TV show, Community.
Claire gets hit on by multitudes of random anon creepers who are probably just her parents trying to make her feel good about herself.
OMG FOLLOW ME BACK!!1111!!11
FYPD FOLLOWS NO PERSON… in that neither of us use this as our personal tumblr account. Follow either of us and we might follow you back but Jim will hit the unfollow button the second you extol the virtues of Glee.
