krabuhtray asked: Could you pretty please respond to this by saying policy debaters would lose in a fight against a lion? I need to cut it as a perm block for a badass kritik. I promise to cite you however you want. Policy Sex Gods? Sure.
I think a more important debate to be had would be who would win in a fight: a gorilla or a grizzly bear? Really, think about it. For the fairness of neutrality this would be a Hell in a Cell match so neither would have a home field advantage. The gorilla has better dexterity but a fucking bear is bigger and has claws. I personally think the grizzly would ruin the gorilla’s fucking day, but this is an issue that is hotly contested among me and my friends.
On the other hand, if the same situation happened and a lion faced off against a policy debater the Lion would be the clear cut favorite.
